• a teacher goes on a date
• guy: can i kiss you
• teacher: i dont know, CAN you?

2treehill:

if i follow u 

and u  follow me

we are friend

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emkaymlp:

underpony:

Male problems:  When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up

you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts

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ohana means family and family means shut the fucking door when you leave my room or i’ll fucking stab you this is the last fucking chance you little shit

(Source: akupitiyo, via -infuckti0n)